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LAUGHTER - THE BEST MEDICINE -




OBAMACARE - Coming to a clinic near you




SOCIALIZED MEDICINE - If it's good enough for our soldiers...




THE NEW PROHIBITION -




SOCIALIST AMBULANCE - Don't worry comrade, we'll be there. . . . .eventually.




AMERICANS - They will never stand in line for Socialist medicine--EVER!




BAD MEDICINE -




OBAMACARE - 83% of doctors surveyed by Doctor Patient Medical Association say they may quit when it hits full force. How is that supposed to improve patient care and lower costs?




55? NO WAY! LOOKIN' GOOD GIRL! - Must be the direct result of a NON- socialized, free market, medical system.




BADGE OF HONOR - To be worn Proudly November 2nd!




DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP, YEAR 4 - Are you better off under Democratic budgets and policy than you were 4 years ago? If not, you know what needs to be done on Nov. 2nd!




Mental Health -


TAGS: mental health government medicine fascism
Rating: 3.67/5

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foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 10:53 am
HA! HA! Yeah, I grow apples and pears when I am home. When I come back from deployments, my orchird looks like a Vietnamese jungle (a real fruity-sweet smelling Vietnamese jungle) I need to prune them down before I go overseas again
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
You're going to go kill trees? YOU MONSTER!
foxrecon19d - May 6, 2014, 6:23 pm
Dude...I was talking about my apple tree orchird! Jeez!
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 6:06 pm
Whoa, whoa, Rambo, calm down, save all that energy for the evil Islamofascist-Jihadist-Al-Qaeda terrorists funded by the tyrannical Commie-socialist-Kenyan-Muslim-Democrat Dictator Obama, man.
foxrecon19d - May 6, 2014, 5:34 pm
Great poster! I just flushed all my St. Johns Wort down the toilet and I'm pulling out both my chain saws! Its about to get all Def Con Six up in this b####!


PATENT MEDICINES - The same problem that lead to the establishment of the FDA is back again, and the FDA isn't helping it!




BITTER MEDICINE - Is hurting the patients more than its helping them!




THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - just like welfare and socialized medicine, you don't have to work to get it




Capitalism -


TAGS: capitalism industry medicine debt finance
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Can't wait for the greatest comedy show in the world: the midterm elections.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:22 pm
"D'ick Cheney was on the news this week, and he said that it would be a mistake for the Republicans to moderate their policies. He said they should remain true to their core principles: g** bashing, war profiteering,losing wars and torture." --Bill Maher
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:21 pm
"Are you folks worried about the economy?Stock market crumbling.Everybodys crazy about this.Dont worry.Bush says hes got something in mind to give it a sh** in the arm.And if that doesnt work,Cheney is going to give it a sh** in the face."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:19 pm
"Our vice president,our old friend, ***k Cheney got in some trouble,made a joke.Did you hear about this?Made a joke about West Virginia,but he apologized.He did apologize for the joke he made about Virginia.Nothing yet on the Iraq war."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:16 pm
LOL
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 6:08 pm
See, I agree with the notion that government can't run anything right. I mean, it couldn't take over a nation properly, it certainly couldn't administer health care without f'ucking it up.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:26 pm
@ Cannabal "I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance." Iraq War cost more than $2 trillion, despite GOVT promises it would quick, inexpensive and light casualties. FTW
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 5:19 pm
I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance. Isn't that the biggest Big-Government policy there is? Why do people support such a taxing idea?
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:16 pm
*yawn*No one here said they were.Comparing USA to nations overseas.But you're right..apparently BOTH govt parties sux when it comes to managing America:"Debt ceiling raised 74 times since 1962,including 18x under Reagan, 7x under Bush,and 5x under Obama."
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 5:03 pm
If the feds are so great at managing anything, why do they keep having to raise the debt ceiling and tax us more and more?
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 4:44 pm
Just bringing balance to all the overwhelmingly bull**** armchair political propaganda on this site.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:29 pm
BTW It's a pleasure having you back in the post-Vik era. Glad to have you as part of the politifake family. You rock. Always have…Always will! *in my best bad Elvis voice*
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:27 pm
An actual reputable study from a reputable REAL news source.Will wonders never cease.haha Israel is #4! (Woo!Hoo!!)The UK is #14(not bad) ;-), Canada is#17(also not shabby).USA is near the bottom at#46,beat out by Iran right above it.LOL Not surprised.X-D
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 2:46 pm
A pleasure to be back, Faux. By the way, here's some interesting reading for all. http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data/best-and-worst/most-efficient-health-care-countries
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:18 pm
...but the truth,of course,is that America(because of its corporate freedom)has one of the worst systems on Earth.So they have to scapegoat govt & other nations, because it they didn't they'd have to admit it all their fault. Welcome back btw Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:16 pm
...yet those same Teabag party imbeciles in their defense of privatization of medicine essentially are arguing for welfare...for the rich. No system is perfect. So they make the perfect the enemy of the good in their international critiques...
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:13 pm
Of course it is Cannabal. $80 for ibuprofen on an ER bill in America, yeah, not very efficient..lol..Then lower information voters in America's Teabag party attack Canada and others for their much more efficient healthcare because they need a scapegoat...
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:41 pm
Yeah, I mean, who knows: a system regulated to perform health care properly to effect proper outcomes might be worth a d***--of course, that idea is actually too conservative for people, so we just cannot have that.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:33 pm
If private companies are so great at rendering health care services properly, then why the hell did this debate over the health care industry come about in the first place? COuld it be the system is outdated and not properly streamlined as it should be?
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 10:22 am
You're only saying that because the government has such a great track record at running things. Like, oh, maybe Social Security, Welfare, WIC, unemployment, etc.
Curlyrocks - May 7, 2014, 1:13 am
Normally I would agree with you, but since in this case it didn't affect the super rich at all, and only caused the evil middle class to lose their plans and get dragged down to the level of the poor I guess it's ok.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:39 am
Reigning in the insurance companies? Only a filthy Commie-socialist would ever utter such a statement. Surely allowing the insurance companies to self-regulate themselves will yield no negative consequences whatsoever at all in any real way, shape or form
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 10:47 pm
True but I have a short attention span, all I can focus on is the recent massive failure to reign in the insurance companies.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 7:49 am
Beg your pardon, but shouldn't you be blasting and denouncing American healthcare for its failure to operate properly as a capitalist system? Because the U.S. health care system is less efficient than Canada's by a real wide margin according to Bloomberg.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Just say'en blaming humanity's deep rooted problem with greed on my favorite economic model is kinda a cheap sh**.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 12:45 am
Oh, Curly, I missed your bogus libertarian logic.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 12:38 am
And most of the luxuries experienced by the upper class, sorry "management personnel" in a communist society aren't?


KLEPTOCAPITALISM - It has infected the medical system, causing high costs, inefficient care, and burdensome debt.




HEALTH INSURANCE - Proof of how much Americans absolutely despise the sick.




Caduceus -


TAGS: medicine industrialism fascism money government
Rating: 1.8/5

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Cannabal - May 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
Yeah, but I can't help but notice that everyone wants to preach about the wonders of the free market, however, no one wants to be victimized by it, hence government safety nets.
EmmaRoydes - May 23, 2014, 2:42 pm
Bailouts should never have happened in the first place. Either we are a capitalist country or we aren't. Bailouts are not part of capitalism. We would be better off if the government just did what it was allowed to do and nothing more, nothing less.
Cannabal - May 23, 2014, 2:36 pm
Maybe if Wall St. was shut down like it should've been, that would've sent the proper message to industries to not f'uck up and rely on the government to bail them out of their self-inflicted disasters.
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 1:56 pm
***newsflash*** Free market capitalism is legislated greed, Emma.
OTC - May 23, 2014, 12:01 am
So the greedy politians taking over will end the problem? Since there is so much greed why don't we shut everything down and, oh wait...that's their plan this year. Almost let the cat out of the bag
Cannabal - May 22, 2014, 6:33 pm
Lot o' people don't know this, but there was a free market health care system in the U.S. during the 19th century, known as the Age of Patent Medicines, which was disastrous and led to the establishment of the FDA in the godd'amn first place.
Cannabal - May 22, 2014, 6:33 pm
Lot o' people don't know this, but there was a free market health care system in the U.S. during the 19th century, known as the Age of Patent Medicines, which was disastrous and led to the establishment of the FDA in the godd'amn first place.
Cannabal - May 22, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well, guess what? Private insurance has failed, because of kleptocapitalism on part of the insurance companies and crisis capitalism on part of the hospitals and clinics. If the free market worked as it should, government would not ever get involved.
OTC - May 22, 2014, 3:10 pm
Typical left thinking, if you don't want the government involved, then you must not want it to work.
EmmaRoydes - May 22, 2014, 9:05 am
What makes you think that no one wants a health system to work? Government has no business running health care or insurance. Private insurance works if you can keep greed out of it.
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 7:56 pm
The problem seems to be that NO ONE wants a health system to work period, whether it's a governmental entity or a private organization.
EmmaRoydes - May 21, 2014, 5:23 pm
I guess you missed the part that OTC said about the VA? Government can f*** up a soup sandwich, so what do you think it can do to an already stressed health system?
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 4:15 pm
Of course costs are going to go up when you're dealing with a health care system less efficient than Iran's. In order for insurance to be solvent to begin with, everybody has to pay, and every payout makes the price go up. Ain't capitalism great?
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 4:15 pm
Of course costs are going to go up when you're dealing with a health care system less efficient than Iran's. In order for insurance to be solvent to begin with, everybody has to pay, and every payout makes the price go up. Ain't capitalism great?
OTC - May 21, 2014, 7:55 am
Unfortunately obamacare has caused the costs to go up, but at least we know the government can provide excellent heath care, just ask the veterans at the VA clinic
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 1:48 am
You're absolutely right, the United States has a health care system involving privately run facilities that accept private health insurance, which must be subsidized by the federal government just so people can afford not to die from diseases and debt.
OTC - May 20, 2014, 10:44 pm
Haven't you heard , we no longer have privatized medicine, we have obamacare


Unaffordable Care Act -




ObamaCare -




Stupid Things Liberals Say -




Stupid Things Liberals Say -




Idiotic Liberals & Their Rank Hypocrisy -




Senile Granny Clinton -




Hildabeast's Buffoonery -




Nurses For Bernie -




When Trump Goes Left, Blame His Scottish Roots -




Donald Trump: The Bailout Billionaire -




HillaryCare, ObamaCare & TrumpCare -




The Joker: On Socialized Medicine -




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